Writer. Warning: opinions. My lawyer advised a disclaimer, but didn't include any jokes to go with. Damned if I can think of any either.

Singletracks.com — 25 Awful Things that are Better Than Losing Your 15QR Axle Skewer Thingy

Here we have a comedic article for my friends at Singletracks.com. I was inspired to write this after I lost a part of my bicycle that was ridiculously hard to replace, rendering my entire bike useless.

If you like bikes, jokes, or breathing air, you’ll love it.