Writer. Warning: opinions. My lawyer advised a disclaimer, but didn't include any jokes to go with. Damned if I can think of any either.

The drive in

I am about to watch a movie at the drive in, and so far it is bad ass. This is my first drive in experience. Its between movies right now, so I am jockeying around for the best position. I have a great spot now, but all the jockeying took place while me friend went to pee and buy popcorn, so now she doesn’t know where to find me. We’ll see how it goes.