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- 28: hoo fucking ray
- 27: shooting blood
- 26: I am blind
- 24: be ready
- 22: my lawyer's pussy finger
- 21: selling horns
- 21: Nap Dock
- 15: Spy dreams
- 11: protect and serve
- 10: news network?
- 10: english peas
- 08: radio bitch
- 07: singing stone theory
- 06: I am a hair stylist
- 02: house party
- 31: victory
- 29: BNOPT
- 28: I don't have gas
- 27: at least buy some pringles
- 19: bondage
- 13: fucking cars and fucking drivers licenses
- 29: booty got big
- 27: the boobies made me do it
- 24: Don't steal my stereo
- 22: fried rice jerk
- 21: the pinch and slap conundrum
- 21: my sister kicks ass
- 19: I am well and life is good
- 18: flame job
- 16: fun bags
- 06: Mom tears up a Target (1)
- 02: talking about tigers
- 02: my grass
- 28: porcupine quill
- 27: lunber part 2
- 26: lumberrrrrr
- 25: space monkey
- 23: saturday
- 21: just thinking
- 21: caribou humpers
- 18: boom boom
- 17: porch dreams
- 14: a cult with no sense of humor
- 11: locked in a bar
- 11: la vida es buena
- 11: everyone made lovers
- 08: ass up
- 06: the idiot box
- 04: sticky notes
- 01: Tonka trucks
- 01: god damned
- 27: nolo contendre
- 25: doughty meets ham
- 24: zombies
- 22: friday in the mall
- 21: 180mm of 4130
- 20: another dream
- 19: bad barbecue
- 17: the lime strikes back
- 14: car people (1)
- 13: open letter to the president
- 12: e to the pi i
- 12: i am a fool
- 11: murky grandpa
- 09: colleagues
- 07: teeth for sale
- 05: cock chin
- 05: the ambulance arrives
- 03: window jabbers
- 03: i get out of the car
- 30: world of white
- 29: the bruise
- 28: more and more
- 24: no monkey for you
- 23: huevos
- 22: jack daniels for the lady
- 20: salud
- 20: pre party party
- 19: synchronicity, lost keys
- 18: Johnson at home (1)
- 17: captain of industry
- 16: The Furpians have a plan
- 15: The C word
- 15: meta
- 13: Johnson gets yelled at
- 12: Karl's symphony
- 11: being an ass to South Africans
- 10: Karl's nutcracker
- 09: Fkilling Fmachine
- 09: yak love
- 08: my honor is questioned
- 06: oh shit it's a cat
- 05: saving, breathing, leaving
- 05: i become again
- 04: snow day, part two
- 03: snow day
- 02: broken guitar
- 02: the perfect woman
- 31: cardhenge
- 30: small genitals
- 28: time smudge
- 27: jerking around
- 27: blind faith and madness
- 26: i am a jackass
- 26: the barbarian
- 23: christmas robot
- 22: beating on a rock
- 21: warm feet, and fearsome plants
- 20: A time of giving
- 19: Johnson makes his day
- 19: the first floor ate my hair gel
- 18: whole-body chewing
- 17: dying one measure at a time
- 15: joining yet another band
- 12: deaf people
- 10: snorting Coke
- 10: band crap
- 08: dear jesus
- 06: the new economy
- 04: olympians, rejoice
- 03: a recently carved banana
- 03: dutch movies
- 01: purple beast
- 30: getting bullied (1)
- 29: i can't operate
- 28: klutz
- 27: home depot saves the day
- 26: the enlightened new yorker
- 24: talk farts
- 20: for my father
- 19: egotist manifesto
- 15: corporate fuckoff
- 14: notes on music in the ether
- 12: sign of the times
- 12: having a little trouble
- 11: stupid
- 10: drunk and stupid
- 09: free long enough
- 09: melon man
- 08: my first time
- 06: morning drive
- 06: i may be an idiot
- 05: only life
- 04: the hex









