open revolt

My right eye is in open revolt. I’m not sure what it objects to, but it occasionally stages demonstrations whose chief methods are itching and watering.

I did just lie on that side to watch the movie Moon in my living room. Perhaps Right Eye is upset about always being the side I lie on to watch movies, but I probably watch two a month if that. It should be more of a team player, I feel.

I should consider washing my one throw pillow. Maybe its dusty and irritating Right Eye.

I’ll probably be stalking around town tomorrow with one red eye, making it look like I am either a pirate or someone who looks through peepholes too much. Possibly both.