obesity epidemic

By jim | Published: April 20, 2009

Apparently obesity is an epidemic. I have been hearing that for a while.

I’m not a doctor, I’m just a guy who lost over a hundred pounds.

In my opinion, obesity isn’t an epidemic, it’s a symptom of epidemic laziness.

Stop eating at McDonalds. Stop smoking. Stop drinking so much beer. Stop sitting on your stupid ass every night watching TV.

I did it and so can you.

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2 Comments

  1. bob
    Posted April 24, 2009 at 2:34 pm | Permalink

    Damn skippy. You da man!

  2. Walter Carson
    Posted May 13, 2009 at 6:54 pm | Permalink

    Slap!

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