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Hello and welcome, friend! My name is Jim and this is my blog, constructed entirely of dreams and opinions. My lawyer said that a disclaimer would be a good idea, but he didn't include any jokes to go with it. Damned if I can think of any either.
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Pat Passed Away

I wrote and watercolor-illustrated a little book about my Mom passing away.
Download it for free and consider a donation to her favorite charity, the
Revlon Run Walk for women.
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None of this would be possible without my friend Chris and his
hosting business, iThought.org. Thank you!
riding home
It’s midnight and I’m riding home and the streets are wet. I’m not too cold.
I stop to text “Yes, I have a huge boom box taped to my bike for this purpose.”
After a light, the road looks like someone spilled glitter on it. It’s really beautiful.
A car swerves angrily to the next lane to pass me an a dangerous and exaggerated fashion. Girls clip clop down the sidewalks in their high heels and puddles spray off my tires onto my jeans. Music flops out the bar windows with cigarette smoke like a fat belly over a belt line.
They are all drinking and celebrating.
I get some milk and some Junior Mints. The first goes in my shoulder bag, the second go in my pockets, and I’m nearly home, lights flashing.
I am going to wake up tomorrow feeling like a million dollars.