Yes it’s true. I was always fat.
My sister made a montage of photos of me from birth until the present for christmas this year and it should be titled “Tales of a Fat Man”. I looked through it once and then hid it under my bed.
Attached here is a great example of my fatness in pleasing sepia tone, as though the photo itself were sweating butter.
You can see that once my parents adopted me, I slimmed down a lot. they encouraged me to keep my weight under control and play sports, and it had a positive effect. Once I graduated high school though, and was on my own in college, the fatness exploded with every bit of the speed and ferocity of Dave Matthews’ popularity.
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