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Hello and welcome, friend! My name is Jim and this is my blog, constructed entirely of dreams and opinions. My lawyer said that a disclaimer would be a good idea, but he didn't include any jokes to go with it. Damned if I can think of any either.
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Pat Passed Away

I wrote and watercolor-illustrated a little book about my Mom passing away.
Download it for free and consider a donation to her favorite charity, the
Revlon Run Walk for women.
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None of this would be possible without my friend Chris and his
hosting business, iThought.org. Thank you!
sink startle
Occasionally my sink behaves as though I have startled it by turning it on.
Rather than just letting the water flow out as a normal, it jerks violently and goes “PLURGH!” and a big splat of water shoots out.
It’s like it was just about to sneeze and then I crept up behind it and went HYAH! and startled the hell out of it at the same time as the sneeze finally came.