Homo speakers

Once as I was loading a speaker into the back of my ‘82 volvo station wagon, a carload of dudes drove slowly by me. Someone leaned out the window and said “Fag.”

There weren’t any other men standing around or kissing me or serenading me or squeezing my buttocks at the time, so I have often wondered what prompted these kids to say that.

I have determined that they have highly tuned “gaydar” and have correctly identified the Mackie SRM450 speaker I was lifting as being gay.

I own two of these speakers. Are they both gay? Are they seeing one another in my closet when they’re not in use? Hey, that’s totally cool by me, I’m just wondering because I’m nosy and I like relationship gossip, particularly if it regards my electronic devices. Am I offending them by keeping them in my closet?

All I’m saying is they’re great speakers and I had no idea either or both were gay, not that it’s any of my business.