I just got the laziest fortune cookie ever. One one side it lists, as you might expect, my lucky numbers. On the other it says, printed neatly “Your lucky number for this week is the number five”.

What the hell, cookie? All I get is lucky numbers? What kind of fortune is that? If five is so lucky, why isn’t it listed on the back with 8, 23, 36, 39, 43 and 44? Is it more lucky?

Or is it all a sham? HM?

Yeah, keep quiet. You can’t say anything. Why? Because I ate you.

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