Monthly Archives: March 2008

fortune five

By jim | Published: March 10, 2008
I just got the laziest fortune cookie ever. One one side it lists, as you might expect, my lucky numbers. On the other it says, printed neatly “Your lucky number for this week is the number five”. What the hell, cookie? All I get is lucky numbers? What kind of fortune is that? If five [...]
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