Monthly Archives: January 2008

Behold

Behold, the single worst margarita ever constructed.
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Ah, air travel.

I realize its never really been fun, and I know its been said plenty, but come on airlines. Can we really not do any better than this? At least I have a window seat. Im also next to the bin that contains the defibrillator, so if I should suddenly have a heart attack they have [...]
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fingers numb

Left hand fingers numb my friend hammering if you ever want those days keep running, friend
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open letter to the guy who eye-sexed me today

Sir, first of all thank you very kindly for your thorough eye love this morning. It really made my run a little brighter that someone would find me that attractive when I’m sweating like a fat man on a July ferris wheel. I am flattered. Unfortunately, while you seem to be in possession of most [...]
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her breath was like a shoe

Her breath was like a shoe. I thought this to myself as she was hugging me and holding her beer up in the air and away from her thin body in sort of a perpetual toast. I don’t know why she held her beer that way, but I do know that her breath was like [...]
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