Monthly Archives: November 2007

I like the cable lady.

The cable guy was over putting in my cable modem. Actually it was a cable lady. She was immense and dark and had a shaved head. She was sweet and friendly, ponderous and slow about her work. I liked her. It was an effort for her to kneel down to the cable plug and screw [...]
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George Bush

About half way through my run, I am waiting to cross across the street from the mission. Bums are thick with the mission on one side of ponce and the park on the other side. I ran up, kicked the button to cross the street even though I know that most of them are disabled [...]
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this is what there is

Barely any more is it fun to be floating mad in a cup, hissing and giggling and overtipping for cabs. Eating rich foods and smoking are also out, although each happens from time to time. Like sloppy makeouts in dive bars, they’re fun at the time, though. Running, really. Running and cycling up big hills [...]
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The day after thanksgiving.

I thought “Hurrrrgh!”. Then, I thought “Hey, I should go to the bank and change my address. Also, I should eat a bagel.” Then I realized that there is a bank next to the bagel place, and I knew that Atlanta loves me. So, I drove over to the bagel place, it being a little [...]
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Down some stairs

Rare is the show whose sound would actually improve if the whole thing were shoved down some stairs.
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Death Cab

Man, I’m really digging this Death cab for Cutie album Plans, but holy crap is it ever sad. I can’t listen to it more than once a day without wanting to go hug an old girlfriend and have a baby with her or something. Jesus. Stop being so sad, Death Cab! Inspiring record, though.
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Wang Chung

I am driving a truck and listening to Wang Chung. Fuck yes!
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Shit Kit

This is my shit kit. I am working out of a rehearsal studio in the heart of Atlanta, near Freedom Parkway. The musicians who rehearse here are apparently a wild bunch, and are given to flights of fancy such as throwing hand soap dispensers in the toilet. Nice one, gents! When they do this, the [...]
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