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Hello and welcome, friend! My name is Jim and this is my blog, constructed entirely of dreams and opinions. My lawyer said that a disclaimer would be a good idea, but he didn't include any jokes to go with it. Damned if I can think of any either.
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Pat Passed Away

I wrote and watercolor-illustrated a little book about my Mom passing away.
Download it for free and consider a donation to her favorite charity, the
Revlon Run Walk for women.
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None of this would be possible without my friend Chris and his
hosting business, iThought.org. Thank you!
4 Comments
You had me at shitting our pants.
I love this more than is reasonable for this sort of thing.
I woke up with this fucking diddy in my head today.
I love it.
I’d love to come too, but… the 4555.495 mile distance is somehow putting me off.
Now I feel like a big fucking jerk.
Nevertheless I’m gonna drink till I shit my pants!