I am in my hotel room, playing a game called What’s That Smell. It smells like someone has been storing cabbages in here, and smoking cigarettes like crazy. Or maybe it’s the cabbages who smoke. I have no idea.
I also screeched the trailer up on a curb. Oops. I didnt pay any tolls because they only take cash, so the state of Florida is into me for $5 now. I have the receipts to prove it.
I’d better get some sleep. Most of this room is taken up with bed, and I hereby christen it JIMLAND. So, I am going to sleep in Jimland now.
Someone please buy this for me:
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