Monthly Archives: December 2006

I am typing from a Chili’s restaurant, jammed along a strip of other restaurants and gift shops. They are all very close to the road. The signs are clustered so thickly that they blend together along the sky. It’s impossible to drive at any kind of speed and look for where you are going. …except [...]

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Phone Post

By jim | Published: December 27, 2006

Lobster feast

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Phone Post

By jim | Published: December 27, 2006

Church service

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Phone Post

By jim | Published: December 27, 2006

She asked if i was lost. I said “No, are you?”

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Hotel Smells

By jim | Published: December 27, 2006

I am in my hotel room, playing a game called What’s That Smell. It smells like someone has been storing cabbages in here, and smoking cigarettes like crazy. Or maybe it’s the cabbages who smoke. I have no idea. I also screeched the trailer up on a curb. Oops. I didnt pay any tolls because [...]

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Christmas night

By jim | Published: December 26, 2006

Well, Christmas is over. I spent another year driving all over hell’s half acre, and I’m not doing it again. I’m also spending New Years away from home for the second year running. I am not doing either one next year, mark my words. That reminds me, I need to send an email on New [...]

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