Birthday is approaching

By jim | Published: July 18, 2006

birthday inviteMy birthday is coming up next Thursday. I can’t wait! Check out the invitation image my friend Dave made for it using the historic tale construction kit.

The plan right now is for a few close friends to go to the new Medieval Times they built near Atlanta and drink mead and slap wenches and watch knights brain each other with pointy shit. Then It’s off to some sort of a bar, and then the night wraps up at the Pink Pony, my favorite strip club.

Some members of the party have refused to go to the Pink Pony. Those people are party poopers.

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  1. Steve Brickley
    Posted July 27, 2006 at 10:51 am | Permalink

    Jimmy: Happy Birthday!!!!! It sounds like you have great plans (plus the cool Chinest pre-birthday dinner). Enjoy the mead, wenches, sex. There’s a card in the mail. Have a wonderful birthday…….and continued happiness and good fortune. Love, Steve

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