I wish I could call the bank and tell someone that I never, ever want cash back on any transaction. They would punch a big red button on the wall, speak my name into a microphone, and the machine would tell all the other machines never, ever to ask me if I want cash back ever again.
If I want cash, I’ll go to a cash machine from my own bank and get it without the $2.00 charge, thank you very much. Especially since due to the wide distribution of the very machines that are asking me if I want cash back from even single damned transaction, I don’t need cash to complete any transactions anymore!
Someone get on the Time Phone and let the past know that the future can be pretty fucking annoying on occasion and let’s just leave the cash back thing out entirely.
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