The Obligatory

By jim | Published: March 4, 2006

Witness the extraordinary power of the obligatory “Welcome to my new site” first entry!

Your nipples should be like diamond hard by now.

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3 Comments

  1. Richard Carter
    Posted March 5, 2006 at 10:25 pm | Permalink

    Holy crap, he’s back!

    I’ve been religiously reloading your homepage once a week on the offchance that something might eventually happen.

    Welcome back.

  2. James Elmore
    Posted March 7, 2006 at 5:37 am | Permalink

    She had the skull structure of a neanderthal ! Wassup dood!

  3. James Elmore
    Posted March 7, 2006 at 7:01 am | Permalink

    Oh Yea, I forgot to say “But she had nice funbags!”.

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