Are you looking at my eye? Well stop it!

I am trying to write a song about Jupiter, but it’s not coming together. I’m not sure why it has to be about Jupiter, but I guess it’s because I have actually seen it. I looked through a telescope and saw it with my own one eye. I even saw three of its moons hanging around it. That’s fucking neat, if you ask me.

I say one eye because it was a telescope and you can only use one eye at a time. Still, it wasn’t a photo or a video that some NASA wanker took. I saw it with my own eyeball. I did!

Just look at that picture of it. It’s OUT THERE, man. Thinking. Waiting. Orbiting.

Jupiter is the most impressive of all planets. If our solar system were a foot, Jupiter would be the big toe.

Right now this is all I have for the Jupiter song:

Jupiter’s waiting for me to come home
He’s trying to catch me alone

Look out Bob Dylan! Pull up your stockings, Art Garfunkel! I’m the new songwriting gladiator in town! Hiyah, bitch!

Booyah!

Well, preparations continue on Beep Beep. I have about half of the thing roughed out now, I only need the other half done. What a lot of effort it is to get all this crap together. It’s worth it, though!

I left my toothbrush in Charlotte when I was there last month and was using my finger instead. Apparently this is inappropriate behaviour for an adult human being, as explained to me by my girlfriend. She bought me another one.

I competed in a battle of the bands the other night to try to win a spot on the Rock Boat in October, but I didn’t win. I got to the Semi-finals, but didn’t make the finals. Shameful error in judgement on the part of the officials, if you ask me. Don’t they know who I think I am?

Work continues on Beep Beep, and the Furpians part two is also underway. Hang on to your knickers!