Now, I have related many times here that we, meaning Francisco and myself, as well as any other members of the band who may be present on any given night, do enjoy, from time to time, having girls dance on stage. What’s even more enjoyable is when they fall over out in the crowd. Hee hee!
When this happens, which is at least once a night, whoever sees it shouts “Down goes Frasier!” as loud as possible, and the cry is picked up by all employees who are in earshot. It is a great source of amusement for me.
What sucks is when girls come up to dance on stage and they step on all my expensive cables and tuners and whatnot which are on the floor. That makes me want to poke them in the eye with a mechanical pencil. So, just to clarify, Girls on stage, good. Girls falling down in crowd, good. Girls falling down on stage good, unless it’s on equipment, then bad.
Anyway, the girl in the blue and black striped shirt above fell over on to the drum kit last night and Francisco made her get down off the stage. She cried about it for 30 minutes, which I find amusing. I don’t mean to be a callous asshole, but jeez. Is that really something to cry about?
Hee hee, sobbing drunken girls with reduced sense of balance.
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as a wise man once said, lap dances are always better when the stripper is crying.