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Hello and welcome, friend! My name is Jim and this is my blog, constructed entirely of dreams and opinions. My lawyer said that a disclaimer would be a good idea, but he didn't include any jokes to go with it. Damned if I can think of any either.
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Pat Passed Away

I wrote and watercolor-illustrated a little book about my Mom passing away.
Download it for free and consider a donation to her favorite charity, the
Revlon Run Walk for women.
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the FUTURE
Have you guys noticed that everyone who supposedly has the ability to see into the future only sees horror and gloom and destruction?
Where are the people who see into the future and predict a possible shortage of blueberry scones at Starbucks, but otherwise reasonable groovyness? Not on late night talk radio, that’s for sure.
Well, fuck psychic people in their psychic earholes.
I was listening to a psychic guy on the radio on the way home from my gig saturday night when I was passed by a porsche 993, a golf with an aftermarket exhaust, and a brand new mazda 3 all doing somewhere around 120mph. No shit. The porsche and the golf got off the interstate, but the Mazda wrecked into the jersey barriers so hard it went up on them and came back down. I called 911.
I hope the people in the car are okay, but they deserve what they get for driving that fast on a crowded freeway with a head full of booze. I assume they were drunk. I don’t know. I’m just glad I didn’t get hit at 120mph.