Walter and I were at the pizza place with the humorless girl at the counter.
Now, I sort of pride myself on being able to make pretty much anyone laugh, so this girl is a bit of a conundrum in that I have never been able to get a smile out of her. I explained the whole thing to Walter.
“I know how you can get her to laugh,” he said.
“Yeah?”
“Ask her out.”
Fuckface.
I told her the bear joke and she giggled a little bit, but still not a good laugh. I guess some people just aren’t mean to laugh it up.
Poor fuckers.
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A bear walks into a bar. He says “I'll have a gin and… tonic”. The Bartender says “What's with the pause?”, and the bear says “No idea, I was born with them”
I think it's pretty funny. Have you heard the one about the bear in the bar?
My sister is the same way. You can only get a chuckle out of her and that's it. No fun.
So this baby seal walks into a club….
Ok….the bear one is good….the Fiance loves that one….. here's the new one…. “Two Iraqi families move to the United States. The fathers make a bet. Whichever family is more americanized in a year wins. A year passes and the two men meet up. The first guy says, 'Well, I had McDonald's for breakfast, my son plays baseball and I'm on my way to pick up a six-pack to watch the game later. How about you?' The second guy says, 'Fuck you, towelhead.'” THANK YOU!! I'll be here all week.. p.s. have I sent a review for Furpians yet?