Unless you have been living with your head up a giraffe’s ass, and big hugs to those who have, you have no doubt seen the ditech.com ads on TV lately.
Something the ad made my TV say the other night made me wonder what I might have handy to punish it with.
“While other loan agencies are still filling out paperwork, ditech is processing your loan!”
Now, what do you suppose is involved in “Processing your loan”?
Paperwork, perhaps?
YES PROBABLY PAPERWORK.
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Is Frog your neighbour then? Neighbours scare me, I have many horror stories from when the landlords next door would accept any old crazy person.
“Hey sis, remember that time that Fred next door did a lot of coke and then screamed in our bedroom window that he was going to kill all out father's children?”
“Yeah, good times, good times.”
I'm bored.
Frog must have fantastically good karma. No one I know can drive like that and not get killed. Does he drive backwards in traffic now? Like, going the same direction as all the other cars, just pointed the other way? Or does he drive on the left, going the wrong way, but pointed in the right direction?
you're comments are still not working. look at last entry. it says there are 15 comments and only 11 or so show up.
“Wildly Reversing Camo Pickups” would be a good name for a band.
You always make me laugh. ;)
What fills me with homicidal rage are the ads for shampoo that makes your hair “Five Times Healthier!” or whatever it is. Hair is made from dead cells. Dead. They are not alive. Ergo, they cannot be healthy or unhealthy. A rock isn't healthy or unhealthy. There is no way to make it five times healthier. Hair is the same. SO WHERE THE FUCK DO THEY GET THEIR NUMBERS FROM????
Holy shit. I just read “Fisting Bull” and made the mistake of attempting to sip my morning coffee at the same time. Big mistake. I just spit it all over everything within eighteen inches of my face. So on behalf of a coffee-drenched computer, I thank you for an interesting start to my day. Damn that cracked me up.
I get pissed at those Herbal Essence commercials. Like a shampoo can give you an orgasm! It does not work. I know because I tried. I sure do smell good though. Also, I get pissed when I see all the happy women talking about what a great tampon or maxi pad they have found and how it makes them feel so much better about the white pants they are just dying to wear for some god awful reason. First of all, women are not that happy on the rag. Let's make it more real, people, and get some raging bitches in the commercial. Secondly, when I am trying to eat or do what EVER it is that I am doing, I don't particularly care to hear about someone's personal ebb and flow. Lastly, for the last damn time…NO ONE who is on the up and up wears white pants. Jeez! Haha.
I knew Americans didn't look well on those of us that live in “the rest of the world” but being defined as living with our head up a giraffe's arse is a bit harsh. Oh well, at least it earned me a hug.
I never listened properly to that particular ad. Amazing, how such a stupid thing can slip in under the radar occasionally.