Tonight I played at the Saloon with Walter and the boys. I had a great time and got very very drunk. I was walking off stage for our first break when I was stopped by two girls. I had to pee REALLY bad because I’d been slugging beer like a champ.
One of them said “Will you play some Drivin’ and Cryin’ for us?”
“Okay, which one you want, Straight To Hell?”
“Yeah that’s good.” she said, then added “Will you take me straight to hell?”
“Maybe later,” I told her, “I have to pee right now.” but what I meant was “No”.
I went to pee.
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I tend to find that when I'm playing coutner strike it helps if I buy a sniper and then run away from everyone else and take them down from a safe distance. Cowardly, but effective
If it has the words “electronic” and “game” in the description, then I will invariably yell at it and curse. Typical quote: “GODDAMN YOU, YOU LYING BASTARD GAME! I ENTERED THE CHEAT CODE PERFECTLY! FUCK YOU!” My husband repeatedly asks why I bother to play if I'm going to get so mad. He also screams “WHY ARE YOU SO MAD? IT'S JUST A GAME!” when I get particularly irate and throw things. Sometimes, secretly, I'm aiming for his head when I throw controllers, beer bottles, and small woodland creatures. Why don't people understand that video games are SO MUCH FUN?
I used to listen to a weird blend of The Cure and Weird Al whenever I played Nintendo games. It's tough to get upset enough to yell at a TV screen when you can't decide if you want to kill yourself or fall down laughing.
oh dear god, that was damn near the funniest thing i've ever read…there are tears, honest to god tears. the only time i have laughed harder is when i played 007 and the first person point of view fucks with me so bad that i would stand in a corner and stare at the ceiling trying to figure out how to make my guy walk….until another player would come up and put their weapon away. they would then proceed taunt me and bitch slap me to death as i screamed at my character for not obeying my simple controller commands. and that ladies and gentlemen, is why i stick to frogger. nothing like hopping a frog across a crowded highway or an alligator infested river to get your heart pounding like a blind kid at a petting zoo.