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Monthly Archives: August 2003
paperwork
Unless you have been living with your head up a giraffe’s ass, and big hugs to those who have, you have no doubt seen the ditech.com ads on TV lately. Something the ad made my TV say the other night made me wonder what I might have handy to punish it with. “While other loan [...]
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Broken comments
So, turns out I had screwed up my comments. Hee hee! Andrew fixed it, though. Yay Andrew!
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Peg
Man, I just had to learn a Steely Dan song for one of my gigs. It’s called “Peg”, and I’m quite sure that Steely Dan’s members wrote it specifically to make me want to gouge out my eyes with a broom handle sharpened to a point. Let’s talk about how much I hate this song. [...]
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moi
When I was a kid I watched a lot of the Muppet Show with my mom. Mom loved Miss Piggy, and she would mimic her sometimes when she was being funny. She was world famous for bonking hte car into things, a fact which drove my dad fairly nuts. I came home one day from [...]
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shaving
You know, those people over at Gilette think they are pretty smart. When I first started shaving, most people just had those single blade razors. But then the geniuses over at the Gilette company came out with a product called the Sensor that had two blades, and that was better. Yay! Now our faces hurt [...]
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exploding drugs
If there were a drug that made you feel great, get any girl/guy you wanted, but was garunteed to make you explode at some point, do you think anyone would use it? I mean, if you use the drug, at some point in your life you’re just gonna go BANG and explode. Might be ten [...]
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Maybe later
Tonight I played at the Saloon with Walter and the boys. I had a great time and got very very drunk. I was walking off stage for our first break when I was stopped by two girls. I had to pee REALLY bad because I’d been slugging beer like a champ. One of them said [...]
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mad at my brain
Apparently I had stolen a car, driven it to a parking lot, and fallen asleep. I am a terrible car thief in my dreams, you see. The cops, one of whom was my grandfather, and the other of whom had a very annoying voice, were arresting me. They were fairly relaxed about the whole deal, [...]
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ass slapping