One thing I really like to do is yell “BEAT IT” at people.
A girl asked me for a light as I was cleaning up my gear after I got done playing.
“Beat it!” I said, but I gave her a light anyway.
Then I repeatedly yelled “BEAT IT” at the bar in general because people were hanging around and not allowing hte staff to clean up.
Then some foolish girls asked me for a cigarette each. I handed them each one and said “Here, now beat it”
Then I was driving and eating a banana, and I decided I didnt want to finish the last little bit of it, so I threw it out the window and said “Beat it!”.
Hahaha, I love saying that.
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So you don't flip into Michael Jackson Mode saying this “BEAT IT”, do you? Cuz I'm sure that would be funny as you went to grab your crotch…
“beat it” makes me think of some shady guy standing on a corner back in the 30's or something.
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Street urchin: hey mister, can you..?” –
shady guy: beat it, kid!
When I was ten years old and didn't really know any better I used to listen to that old Michael Jackson song and I thought that line about “being defeated” actually went: “Just beat it… beat it… 'cause no one wants to feel your peter!”
And now, twenty years later, I learn what the lines really mean, but apparently no one except ten year old boys wants to feel Michael's peter.
Fucking irony… it tortures me sometimes.