Adventures of a Recovering Fat Guy
Well, I’m happy to report that I not only survived a three hour wait at the DMV, but I got my license back. Yippee!
Hi. I'm Jim. I'm a writer. These are my opinions.
My lawyer said that a disclaimer would be good, but he didn't include any jokes to go with it. Damned if I can think of any either.
Some musicians make it big. Others never leave their bedrooms. Herein lies the story of the players in between, as well as tales about ballet dancers, ground squirrels, and a to go mug.
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I traveled to Tanzania with my friend Mike and climbed Kilimanjaro. This is the story that that trip inspired. Check it out! If you like it, please share it with friends!
I wrote and watercolor-illustrated a little book about my Mom passing away. Download it for free and consider a donation to her favorite charity, the Revlon Run Walk for women.
when Animals have fuck on TV, it is Scientific or Natural. When people do, it is pr0n… what the hell is up with that?
At least you didn't watch a half hour of frogs continuing their genetic lines… *twitches*
just makes you wonder what kind of sick people discover these things doesnt it?
I always knew there was a good reason for reading your diary. Now I know what it is. I did not know that fish fuck. I always thought that they just indiscriminately squirted sperm and eggs all around the place. Well, there ya go then. We live, we read Jim, we learn.
I was at the mall with a friend of mine, and she wanted to step outside for a cigarette. While we were out there, we watched two flies having sex on the white wall. We had a deep philosophical discussion about how they would take off and fly in a circle, still clamped together, and land again and continue. During this discussion, I mentioned how embarassing it would be if a stranger came out to have a smoke and overheard us talking about fly sex. A cough behind me signaled that this very thing had occurred. We did the only thing we could do at that point…brought him into the discussion. He's probably scarred for life now.
I went to the San Diego Zoo a year and a half ago…. and apparently it was mating season for the Gallopagos turtles (Giant turtles) It was really uncomfortable to be around small children watching this. I guess I was just glad I didn't have to explain it. “When mommy turtle and daddy turtle love each other……”
Turtles don't fuck, they make beautiful turtle love. I mean, how crass.
I love you Lass. Good gravy that was funny.
I went to the San Diego Zoo a year and a half ago…. and apparently it was mating season for the Gallopagos turtles (Giant turtles) It was really uncomfortable to be around small children watching this. I guess I was just glad I didn't have to explain it. “When mommy turtle and daddy turtle love each other……”