office speed

Something I’ve noticed about high rates of speed is that they are mostly an illusion. If you are doing 100mph in a brand new Porsche, it’s so smooth you can’t really even tell you’re going that fast.

However, if you’re doing 5 miles an hour around an office on a bmx bike while trying to dodge cubicle walls at your night job, it feels pretty damned fast.

Especially that technical turn right there where the wall corners and hte cubicle corners don’t quite match up. It’s a pretty technical route.

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Comments

  1. chloroform says:

    Well then. Cheers!

  2. Jenn says:

    All the time.. you mean its not normal?
    *rocks*

  3. Lord says:

    Not only does it knock you up, marijuanna also kicks your grandma RIGHT IN THE FACE! Because as you know, marijuanna is a mammal and fights ALL the time. The purpose of marijuanna is to flip out and kill people.

    Marijuanna is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

    That's what I call real ultimate power!

    Marijuanna is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. Marijuanna is totally awesome and that's a fact. I love marijuanna with all of my body (including my pee pee).

  4. Christopher says:

    I've a bike and a job with cubicles in the office. I'm going to have to try that sometime.

  5. zashto says:

    what the hell lord of the pants…

  6. velcroface says:

    I didn't know marijuana was another word for ninja.