I saw this in a thread on fark and thought it was funny, so I am reposting it here.
Hey Iraq!
Back at ya!
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Umm…is it wrong to laugh at these dreams?
last night i had a real bizarre series of dreams. one of which involved me driving a van with two dead bodies from some sort of mob hit in the back. I was driving the van trying to lose the cops so I could ditch the bodies. I pretty sure I didn't kill them I just had to deal with them for some reason. I was way more detailed and bizarre than this description. strange.
What did you do? Didn't pay taxes? Didn't pay that gas bill? Run over some migrant worker?
With lawyers, there is always money involved, mostly leaving your wallet and somehow fattening theirs. 'Tis the way of the world.
the fonz!! haha.. ahh dude.. just reading this.. ahh.. i love the shit you come out with.. i know u hate hearing the praise, but hey, its fucken good reading!
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