I’m sort of shocked that I haven’t seen any video of anyone jumping a segway off of anythinng yet. I mean, they are pretty expensive, but what’s the holdup, people? Go big!
I’d like to have a segway, except that they cost a fuckload, weigh a fuckload, and are almost entirely impractical on broken and uneven terrain, of which there is a lot in my shitty part of Atlanta.
They sure are neat looking, though. The cops at the airport have them and they look like they’re having a fine time scooting around on them.
Shame they don’t give them to the passengers also to ease the four hour wait from parking your car to boarding the plane.
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The guy who invented the segway lives a few towns over from me, and he has an insane house…
my friend had a job testing segways for awhile… he was supposed to crash them and stuff like that… He loved it. He wanted to video tape most of it, but the company wouldn't let him… all that legal crap. He said the thing was a lot harder to crash than he thought, but he managed to flip it over a bench a few times.
They just annoy the fuck out of me. In fact, my thoughts on it were, “well maybe if they also work on broken or uneven terrain.”… but there goes that. I feel that segway's officially suck…. And I don't think they could get that much air.
that is so awesome…